Extra comedy

This account was produced using a voice recognition software package from IBM, called ViaVoice.  This can sometimes give rise to some amusing misinterpretations, some of which make better reading than the phrase which was actually said.  A selection of some of the best misinterpretations is included below.

(Speaking of Diglis Basin): The waters were whipped up by Febreze

(Speaking of using reverse gear and full throttle): to avoid some potentials grapes

Alternatives to the Stourport Ring: the Staff Pool ring, the Staff boring

(Speaking of fishing at Wolverley): They had no luck and neither did the near-Pied boy on the turn path who was fishing for wind lessons with the Mac hat.

(Speaking to the ladies from Gunnar): One of them said and can make a wheel the bitter open for new. Noun, I explained, who have to close the gates because we also oak and. And Cave and she said, but this still left it open any.

(Refilling the water tank at Stewponey): Once will weed every field, a hours hoping to then Paul broke forward.

(On our ludicrous mooring at Stewponey): we would be a bit in Hawaii for any one that might need to wait for the lock.

The only option = the only auction

(Team talk): The team accepted the challenge and the plan was sacked.

(On running aground): Nothing that a few pushers with a boat hook couldn't solve

Alternatives to the Stourbridge Sixteen:
the staff approached 60, the stamp which 16, the staff up reached 60

(On the first of the Stourbridge locks): Lauren walls, by now and, and to have bred and so she and Nicola dropped short sacked that lock.

The special anti-vandalism key = the special Antique and that it Katie

(The cause of Lauren’s bruise): Lauren, not real IRA's Indies, struggled to turn the windless which sprung straight back at or calls and to Broome's her finger.

(Remedy to Lauren’s bruise): cold water and bandaged so fast

(Speaking of the course of the Stourbridge 16): starting and finishing in countries armed but passing through industrial and amounts to tingles along Dwyer.

(Of the attitude to locks of the Paradise crew): consider the meat more cautions at the annual average of a team like its, so be founder arsenals or waiting around Robert Morgan and,. In the meantime the British water Weizmann chatted and … said he reckoned that we'd have done it in two without the delights.

(On meeting Paradise again): There was no sign of life on the boat yet sober…

…we started to feel the water tank

(Netherton): The tunnel was cold and damp with occasional trips from the ceiling

(BCN New Main Line): the only complication was the occasional Ireland in the middle of the canal

(Gas Street Basin): We happened to have stopped quite near to abort a point so we port goes a bit nearer and Nicholas stars are to refill the tenant…. After only a few minutes the water was spurting out at Nicola from the top of the attack, confirming that the tank didn't really need we feeling yet.

Cadbury world = Capri world

(Wast Hill Tunnel): Ahead light seems to lighten up amid a few feet in front of the band so Ben's loomed up frighteningly quickly…

…countless episodes that screw be to wait ghostly images

(At the Queen’s Head): The carnivals of the crew went for the Calvary
 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



 

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